To save you time, here are tomorrow's tech headlines in roughly chronological order

  • OMG Facebook IPO OMG OMG OMG
  • Facebook Rises 50% in First Hour of Trading
  • Holy Shit Mark Zuckerberg Is So Rich Now
  • Look at All These Other Motherfuckers Who Are Also Rich Now
  • Some People Who You’d Expect to Get Rich Didn’t Get Quite As Rich As You’d Think
  • Oh Man Facebook Employees Are So Rich Now
  • Some Random Dude Who Painted a Wall for Facebook in 2005 Is Like a Millionaire Now
  • Facebook up 100% on Opening by Lunch Time
  • When Will Twitter Go Public?
  • Is Pinterest the Next Facebook? (Update: No)
  • Holy Shit Those Instagram Guys Are Even Richer Now
  • Facebook up 200% on Opening, Bigger Market Cap Than Jesus
  • Eduardo Saverin Is Some Kind of Douche, Huh?
  • Robert Scoble - “I’m Just Happy You’re Still Paying Attention to Me”
  • Sean Parker Is Also Hella Rich
  • Is Zuckerberg the Next Steve Jobs?
  • Some Dude Who Bought a Domain 20 Minutes Ago Raises $200M to Make “Pinterest for Video”
  • Are We Perhaps in Some Kind of Bubble?
  • Will Facebook’s IPO Hurt Obama?
  • “There Is No Bubble” Says VC Who Would Lose Billions if Bubble Burst
  • Is Vidterest the Next Facebook?
  • Facebook Plunges After Initial Pop, Closes at 10% over Opening
  • Is Facebook Doomed?
  • Why Facebook Is Here to Stay
  • 10 Reasons Facebook Is Doomed
  • 15 Reasons Facebook Will Be Bigger Than Google
  • Yahoo Is Still Screwed, Does Anyone Care? (by Kara Swisher)
  • Vidterest Acquired by Chinese Internet Portal for $2 Billion
  • Are We Sure It’s Not a Bubble?
  • “Stop Calling It a Bubble, Dammit” - Entrepreneur Raising Series A

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